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Well, if every woman that reads this post replies back and states that they've never been in a relationship or marriage where they felt they were not given the attention they deserved, that they were able to share absolutely everything with their significant other, that they were fully understood and entirely pleased in every way. . .. . ..then I'll delete this shit and never visit the again. I'm bettin that's not the case though. Women aren't the only ones who can feel neglected or trapped in a relationship. So why don't I go get myself some guy friends then? Because even I'll admit that most guys are fucking douches. Women can be too. . .don't get me wrong. And yes, women tend to be more dramatic in their lives. In my experience though, I just tend to have better conversations on average with women. There's less and aggression in the air. Men subconsciously compete to be the alpha male when they first meet. For example, I meet some dude for the first time. I have no expectations and my intention is to be perfectly friendly. I extend my hand to shake and the asshole grabs my hand and tries to crush it like the fucking . At that point, I'm already pissed. I be all like, "What the hell man?! Is it entirely necessary for you to crush my hand? Does it make you feel tough? You wanna fu fight?!" See what I mean? Who needs that jazz? Let me tell you a little about myself. I work a lot. If you can relate to that, we may already be on the same page. I believe in staying fit for combat. . .. . .in case the aliens invade. That's why I go to the gym all the damn time. Plus, if you women ever band together and take over the world, and since you'll most likely herd all us men into slave camps, I figure if I look good I'll have a better shot getting a position as someone's sex slave rather than some crappy slave laborer. Ha! Let's see. . .what else. I love . I have a huge collection. I really get into technology. 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I really like coffee. I love the outdoors and really want to go on a camping trip. No one I know will go with me though because they all hate the outdoors. My thoughts wander. I might go from brainstorming new policies to effect positive change in the offices I manage to how best to the bank at the end of the street to contemplation of a career in drywall. I make sure to get my back from anyone who I let use it. . .. . ..and so on and so on. I could go on all day with telling you about me. I want to know about you. See what I did there? I told you all sorts of stuff about me that no one person in my life knows all of. It's fun to do. Now it's your turn. Or. . ..just strike up a conversation. I have no expectations but do hope that I might find a cool person out there. Anyways. . .. . ...bye.